Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews looks a the New England Patriots cheerleaders dressed as Santa's during the second quarter of a NFL football game against the New England Patriots at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Mass. Sunday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Winslow Townson)
1. “If I do, I won't be able to click 'nice' in the HBO Poll,” thought Matthews, who decided to anyway — Brent Andrews.
2. Look at me girls, I'm Cap'n Morgan. Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum, Santa's run off to the Caribbe-un — Eddie Torreal; and: All I said was, “Wanna get naughty?” That's no reason to criticize my hairdo. You try wearing this helmet instead of that little cap — FlorineD.
3. When the Santas said “ho, ho, ho”, Mathews asked “Oh, yeah, where's the third one?” — JohnA.