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Joker: Santa vs. Kootenai County Dems


Joker on December 21 at 2:49 p.m.

In the spirit of Christmas, let's compare Kootenai County Democrats to Santa Claus.
Santa is real, Democrats here are only figments of liberal imagination. Advantage: Santa.
Santa is adored by tens of thousands of people. Only a few thousand vote For Democrats. Advantage: Santa.
Santa delivers presents and makes dreams come true. Democrats never deliver, but they keep dreaming. Advantage: Santa.
Santa wears red, Democrats wear blue. Advantage: Santa. Nobody wants a blue Christmas.
Santa returns every year. The Democrats forget to put candidates on the ballot most years. Advantage: Santa.
Santa has to squeeze down chimneys to arrive. Democrats go down easy. Advantage: push.
Santa hires little people. Democrats look down on the regular people. Advantage: Santa.
Merry Christmas!

 I know there are Democrats in Kootenai County, I've met both of them.  But seriously, how long do you think it will be before another Dem holds office in Kootenai Co?

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Cindy Hval
Cindy Hval is a freelance columnist for the Voices neighborhood sections. Her Front Porch column appears twice a month in the Thursday Voice.