Yolanda Turner, 34, of Head Turner Styling Studio in Greensboro, N.C., puts a string of pearls around her model, Dionne Battle, 32, left, to enhance the Titanic-theme fantasy hairstyle she creates backstage before the Bronner Brothers Fantasy Hair Show in Atlanta on Sunday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/The Atlanta Journal & Constitution, Elissa Eubanks)

Top Cutlines: 

• 1. Starr Kelso gets his head into stringing together a case in a feeble effort to rat out the corrupt KootCo elections machine -- JBelle.
• 2. James Cameron: “You idiot, I said I wanted a HEAD installed on the SHIP!” -- JohnA.
• 3. I can just hear those Titanic engineers now: “Sails! We should have put sails on the dang thing!” -- rdunlap.
• HM: CindyH & Pecky