Ricky Gervais, from the monologue: “Let’s get on with it before NBC replaces me with Jay Leno.”
Sir Paul McCartney, presenting best animated feature: “Animation is not just for children, it is also for adults who take drugs.”
Ricky Gervais, holding a draft beer: “Cheers. I’ve had a couple, I’m not gonna lie to you. I like a drink as much as the next man. Unless the next man is Mel Gibson.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger, introducing “Avatar”: “I made a deal with Fox that half the proceeds from the movie will go straight to California’s budget.”
Jeff Bridges, accepting for “Crazy Heart”: “You’re really screwing up my under-appreciated status here.” Full list.
I can't remember the last time I watched an awards show. Do you watch them?