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Slice: Avoiding Stray Spokane Gunfire

Here’s how to avoid getting hit by stray gunshots in Spokane, according to Paul Turner of The Slice/SR (full list here):

  • 1. If you are attending the symphony and notice that more than a few others in the concert hall are shirtless, turn around and go home.
  • 2. If a lot of the others who showed up for a meeting about sustainable transportation alternatives seem glassy-eyed high or pointlessly belligerent, take a rain-check.
  • 3. If you are at the library’s reference desk and everyone nearby is yelling and cursing and generally trying to act tough, save your question for another time.

Question: Besides avoiding Spokane altogether, what suggestions would you add to Paul's list re: how to avoid stray gunshots in Spokane?




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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.








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