Melissa Koopman, of Carlyle, Ill., keeps her cool despite the Chilean rose hair tarantula making its way down her face. "Serengeti Steve" Ceriotti, of St. Louis, Mo., owner of the arachnid, was at Messiah Lutheran Church in Carlyle with his "Reptile Experience" program. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Centralia Sentinel, Bryan Hunt)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Melissa thought it was time she had her hairy eyebrow mole looked at as made grown legs overnight -- Marmitetoasty.
• 2. Ms. Koopman vows to never visit the expensive foreign hairstylist ever again. I asked for the 'beehive', not the 'spider web weave' -- Formerly Sandpoint.
• 3. Instantly, Melissa regretting being from the 'Show Me' state -- JohnA.
• HM: Pecky Cox

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