In the "Kids Say The Darndest Things" department, Ryan Brodwater tells of a conversation that he had with son, Bailey, Saturday night: "Bailey asked me why tourists want to do bad things to us," begins Ryan. "I said they don't, and he replied, 'Then why did they crash into those skyscrapers?' It's crazy to me that he even thinks about that, considering it happened about two weeks before he was born."

Question: What other bad things do "tourists" do?