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Bloggy: Possible Names For GOP Wing

Recuperating from his recent trip to Alaska with his she-devil at the wheel, Mr_Bloggy offers these names for the Tina/Phil/Bob triumvirate driving the local GOP bus:

  • Barking Yam Hounds
  • Cheez Whip Finger Sniffers
  • Monkey Headed Squirrel Broilers
  • Funky Teabag Strainer Possums
  • Two Men and a - a Um - a … well a (what?) oh yeah .. a “Lady”
  • You Will Know Us by the Trail of Our Donut Crumbs
  • Axis of Weasel
  • Ronald Reagan's Brain
  • The Gang that Couldn't
  • More below

Question: Yesterday, the suggestion 'Fedora Republicans' was offered as a possible nickname for the Old Guard wing of the local GOP.  Any other name possibilities for the Phil Hart wing?

She's Not With Us Waitress!
Power Hungry Potato Bugs
We are the Big, Fat, White, Reactionary Narcissistic Losers Your Hippie Parents Warned You About
Kootenai Courthouse Attic Bats
Raised by Gray Wolves and Breast Fed by Badgers
The Human Majesty of Triplets with Elephantitis
Finger Snapping Washboard Willies and Wilma
Our Planet Dies as our Godhead Forsakes Us
Boondock Aint's

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