Boise woman who police say posed as a plastic surgeon and fondled at
least two women in local bars is being held in the Ada County Jail on a
$100,000 bond for two felony charges for practicing medicine without a
license. Boise police and Ada County prosecutors say 37-year-old
Kristina B. Ross — posing as Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna — touched
women’s breasts under the guise of a “breast exam.” Prosecutors
said Wednesday one woman disrobed for Ross and another was grabbed above
On Nov. 2, employees of a licensed plastic surgeon at a Downtown medical
office said they’d taken several calls in recent weeks from women
asking for Dr. Aussieahshowna and claiming they had scheduled
appointments and surgeries/Patrick Orr, Statesman. More here.
Question: Can you think of a pickup line that's worse than this one? I'm a plastic surgeon who's giving free breast exams?