Here Lies Cabbage Boy …
Some thought him arrogant,
Even more thought him crass,
Really he was not a miscreant
But for Dave, a pain in the …
Question: Can anyone top Cabbage Boy's proposed epitaph for one of your own?
Huckleberries Online
D.F. (Dave) Oliveria joined The Spokesman-Review in 1984. He currently is a columnist and compiles the Huckleberries Online blog and writes about North Idaho in his Huckleberries column.