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Bloggy: Why Fat Hunters Hate Wolves

Mr. Bloggy: Remember, most Idaho hunters are subnormal in intelligence, overweight, nicotine-dependent, and in a generally quite poor physical condition. When they drive their pickups and ATVs down logging and forest service roads they should be able to easily road hunt precious Elk without any unnecessary dismounting and dangerous exertions involving hiking into forests and up hills. But those days are gone now ever since the illegally introduced Canadian Elk Wolf began to systematically destroy the Precious Honey Bunch Elk population that lived within two Marlboro Lightsometers from major logging and forest services roads. Once the two pack distance was breached (approximately 1.5 km or “klicks”) , hunting our Precious Sweetie Plum Elk became a deadly cardiac event tempting hell slog for innocent Idaho hunters.

Question: Do you agree with this portrait of elk hunters, provided by Mr. Bloggy?

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D.F. Oliveria is a columnist and blogger for The Spokesman-Review. Print Huckleberries is a past winner of the Herb Caen Memorial Column contest by the National Association of Newspaper Columnists. The Readership Institute of Northwestern University cited this blog as a good example of online community journalism.

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