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What Do You Say To A Nudist?

Posted by DFO

Dec. 30, 2011 11:59 p.m. • 10 comments

On her Twitter account, Jamie Lynn Morgan, the Coeur d'Alene social-media wunderkind, tweets: “Just scheduled a meeting at the Sun Meadows Nudist Resort near Worley ID next week. There will be no photos and I will be wearing clothes.”

Question: What question would you ask one of the Worley nudists, if you were in Jamie's shoes next week?

10 comments on this post so far. Add yours!

brentandrews on December 31 at 8:36 a.m.
Um, “My place or yours?”
hdw on December 31 at 8:42 a.m.
What’s the most common thing that people ask you/say about you’re being a nudist?

What’s the dumbist thing you’ve heard regarding being a nudist?
JohnA on December 31 at 9:06 a.m.
Please ask the owners: “I’ve heard the two things you don’t do at a nudist colony is ‘point and laugh’. Is that true?”

and,

“Do you ever get a little behind in your work?”
Charlie on December 31 at 9:09 a.m.
Can we hang out for awhile?
stebbijo on December 31 at 10:23 a.m.
Looks like you may need a coat, chilly?
ShoshoneConservative on December 31 at 10:41 a.m.
original Hollywood Squares Host: There are two things it’s considered in bad taste to discuss at a nudist colony. One is politics, the other is ________?

Paul Linde: Tape measures.
DanGookin on December 31 at 12:19 p.m.
I’ll take those two bowling balls off your hands, but you can keep that donut.
Spudbob on December 31 at 2:07 p.m.
Without tan lines, how can you tell that you are first starting to gain a little color from the sun?
Stickman on December 31 at 6:41 p.m.
What’s with the attraction of hanging out all over the place, can you please cover up some of that madness so I can ask you a simple question?
yabetcha on December 31 at 8:11 p.m.
If I was in her shoes I would simply ask, “How do you like my shoes?”