Lynn Kriengkrairut, top, and Logan Giulietti-Schmitt, bottom, fall as they perform during the free dance program in the U.S. Figure Skating Championships in Greensboro, N.C., Saturday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Chuck Burton)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Upon sneezing, Logan tried to console her by saying Gesundheit, but it came out Kriengkrairut instead, and threw them both off -- JeanieS.
• 2. Two members of the Tea Party demonstrate what Obamacare does to the country during an interperative figure skating routine over the weekend. Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann said, “I am not sure where that girl is from or what country she was born in, but here in America, we don't need the government to make us fall on our butts” -- Joker.
• 3. An innocent game of Twister goes tragically wrong -- Gary D. Rhodes.\
• HM: Cindy, Cabbage, & Eddie