On his Facebook page, Serephin, of 43rd State Blues renown, writes of the Judgment Day (6 p.m. Saturday liftoff time) perdiction by a fringe religious group: "Oooohh, bad news, Pre-tribulationalists. Jesus' press release just hit the wires, and it turns out that it's not Rapture, it's raptors. Heaven, Inc. is sending an army of fast, voracious dinosaurs to Earth to chase down and eat all those who claim to love Christ but behave like, well, most Republicans. The press release also states that if you want the velociraptors to finish you off quickly, it's recommended to bathe the night before in teriyaki sauce -- apparently, they're crazy for the flavor." (Illustration from Sisyphus' Facebook wall)
Question: Do you believe the Christian Rapture will literally occur? And/or: Do you think you'll taste like chicken to a velociraptor?