In this photo taken on October 30, 2010, a rapture-related message is shown on one of a fleet of recreational vehicles parading through downtown Seattle. The message warns of impending Armageddon beginning on Saturday.  (AP Photo/seattlepi.com, Joshua Trujillo)

Question: On his Facebook wall, Councilman Mike Kennedy, an Irish Catholic, declared that he'd been deputized due to increased volume to hear you confession by email due to today's predicted Rapture. Writes Mike: "I'm hearing and I'm listening." What do you want to confess to Mike, just in case?