Cindy Sings Press Release Blues
Cindy's on the war path re: meaningless press releases swirling around newsrooms as the holiday nears. She was set off by one this morning from the International Parking Institute. Among its 10 recommendations:
- Exercise Caution When Backing Out.
- Obey the Law.
- Keep Your Headlights On.
- Get Your Exercise.
- Follow Etiquette Basics.
And this one from a company pushing "SurvivalStraps": "Even the manliest of men’s men can be caught unawares when an unusual situation arises. Whether it is unexpectedly damaged gear like a broken shoe lace, snapped computer bag strap, or a more life-threatening emergency like a serious cut that requires a tourniquet, a new wearable “emergency kit” called SurvivalStraps holds the solution."
Question: Are you a manly man?