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Get Out! Review: Fire Artisan Pizza

Since opening earlier last month near the tail end of an unusually not-so-sizzling summer, Fire Artisan Pizza has been setting the downtown Coeur d'Alene restaurant scene ablaze.  Basically, the buzz has been all Heavy Debbie up in local culinary circles that, to put it in the most irritatingly obvious way possible, Fire is hot. Wait - I think we can do better than that. How about: Fire is hotter than a two dollar pistol on the 4th of July. Even better: Fire is hotter than a nanny goat in a pepper patch. Or, my favorite: Fire is hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock in the desert. (Thanks to the Cliche Finder site for these gems)/OrangeTV, Get Out! North Idaho. More here. (Get Out! North Idaho courtesy photo)

Question: Do you agree with OTV that Fire Artisan Pizza is hotter than a nanny goat in a pepper patch?

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