I have heard the call of my minions and have relaunched my RECALL DFO campaign, writes Cindy. (Digger on April 12 at 8:20 a.m.: @DFO - yeah, really out of touch with reality…RECALL DFO!) It’s time to wrest the controls of this blog from the out-of-touch, over-vacationed, cat-hating, perpetually-tanned “newspaperman.” Why?

• 1. He hates bankers: “If you want to talk about cushy, you should check into the banker’s hours that Cindy “works.” (I’m sorry JimmyMac, the rest of us Hucksters LOVE you).
• 2. He perpetuates unhealthy body types by posting questionablle photos of over-muscled, oily men: OrangeTV speaks for us all: on April 11 at 11:55 a.m.This photo is just…very…eeeeew.
• 3. He hats cats and keeps threatening to “take care” of mine. What kind of “journalists” threatens someones kittens?
• 4. He’s pathetically jealous of my ability to bring home the bacon AND fry it up in a pan: “she has so much time to stir up trouble and circulate petitions calling for my recall as blogmeister.” This from somone who takes 212 vacation days per year and steals MY tweets and facebook posts for blog fodder.
• 5. Two dirty words: Mustache Enhancement (Yep, he’s been banned from mustache competitions for using “fluffing” agents.)

In short, I’m taking back my delegates from Joker, who has proven to be an ineffecual, weak, third party candidate, and I moving on. (Stickman on April 11 at 8:25 p.m. "I think Cindy is winning here, big time.")

Question: You can't sit on the fence (like three council members I know). Either you're for me or against me. Which will you choose today: Team DFO? Or Team She Who Will Not Be Named?