On Wednesday, September 5th, the Oregon Duck announced his  candidacy for the President of the United States of America. The Duck made his official announcement in a brief press conference at the  University of Oregon’s Casanova Center in Eugene, Oregon, through the  help of translator Jerry Allen. The Duck feels like all Americans should have something in their life  that makes them happy, and strongly believes that he is the fowl to bring America into a better tomorrow. “Greatness is not found on the  amount of pushups one can do,” The Duck said, “but in the people they  can push to be great”/GoDucks.com. More here. (AP file photo)

DFO: I'm probably as serious as I've ever been re: not voting for a presidential candidate or voting for someone other than the two from the major parties. If the Oregon Duck is on the ballot, I'll support the Duck (even though I'm a WSU fan).

Question: Why not the Duck?