Just finished this wonderful book by Bill Bryson. One of my favorite sections is when he explains his loathing for dogs and opines that cows make the perfect pets. “To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.”
What are you reading?