Thor’s near death experience
No need to be alarmed. Thor isn't really dead, he's just reenacing his near death experience. You see, this afternoon I accidentally shut him in the linen closet. I kept hearing this scratching sound while I was eating lunch. He was only in there about 15 minutes, but he's a bit of a drama queen. He staggered out to the living and flopped on the floor.
And he isn't fat. He's just fluffy. Very fluffy.
