From my Huckleberries (Kootenai Grapevine) column 25 years ago (published March 21, 1986), under the heading, "Line 'Em Up":

Engineers are studying ways to use attorneys as part of landfill liners, deadpans Dave Salois, the county waste stream guru. The concept has three major benefits, he says: There will be no public outcry, attorneys are impermeable, and there's an endless supply of them."

Question: Anyone remember Dave Salois?