On his Facebook wall, Councilman Mike Kennedy posts: "I NEED A LAWYER!! I have coined a new word and I'd like to protect it via patent, trademark, or copyright. Legal help will be compensated by a small piece of ownership of this trademark (and I mean small). Here's the word: Nontroversy (noun?): A ginned up scandal, controversy, or otherwise politically inspired nonsense by some political partisan (from either side).