My three-day Labor Day Weekend is already booked. A symphony concert. A family birthday party. And two Fantasy Football League drafts. Last year, I was a novice re: Fantasy Football. This year, I'm hooked. At stake? Bragging rights, especially in the league formed among my siblings, in-laws, nieces and nephews this year, Portuguese Men of War. A niece already has objected to the "Men" part of the title. To which, son-in-law/commissioner Okie Doke, who thought it up, responds, "Aren't we all just beautiful jellyfish?" Now for today's Wild Card ...