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Wed., Feb. 26, 2014, 9:07 a.m.

Prison Love Stories: Renee ♥’s Lance

Marc Stewart and Cindy have weighed in on possible titles for a prison love story, if Cindy penned one for Sen. Curt McKenzie's ex, Renee, who apparently wants to marry imprisoned murderer Lance Conway Wood:

  • From Marc: Love isn't solitaire anymore. Jail bonds: Bars can't be broken. Sparks flew and I am still alive. Love without parole. Pardon me, I am in love.”
  • From Cindy: Actually, this book would probably be a bestseller. Chapters like Guilty of Love in the First Degree, I can't Acquit You and Chained Love spring to mind. But I'm not going behind bars for the research.
  • More from Marc: How to appeal to their heart. Confinement makes the heart grow fonder. Lockdown the romance. Cellmates of the soul. Warden off the prison blues.

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D.F. Oliveria
D.F. (Dave) Oliveria joined The Spokesman-Review in 1984. He currently is a columnist and compiles the Huckleberries Online blog and writes about North Idaho in his Huckleberries column.

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