Dave is taking a personal day to attend to family matters. This is not, as you may assume, his 47th vacation day. But who's counting?

I'll do my best to load the blog with phrases like "mebbe" "viewtiful" ap-hollow-gize" and call people "pal" at random. That way you won't miss him so much. I can prolly even find a cat photo to front page.
Speaking of cats, Milo and Thor wrote my last two columns and they received so much attention and affirmation, that I'm a little worried about my job security. Mebbe DFO should let Huckleberry take a turn at his print column. Just a thought.

Here's your Wild Card.

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