Our discussion of interim parks director Bill Greenwood's kilt this afternoon has veered off into an unpredictable direction (which is the only thing predictable about Huckleberries Online). Duane Rasmussen (who I thought was Scandinavian) is claiming some Scottish in his lineage and taken umbrage with a comment I made about Bill's kilt. In a bit of a tiff, Duane asked: "By the way what do Portuguese men wear to make themselves look special?" I was going to say, "Our pleasant olive complexion." But Dennis intervened with: "Mustaches!!!! They start going them when they're 6 months old!!!" Actually, that's not far off. I started my mustache when I was 18 -- and have kept it ever sense. My wife hasn't seen me without it. My son has said he doesn't want to live in a world without my mustache. All of which raises the question someone posed by Duane:

Question: What do the men of your nationality wear to make them look special?