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Ron: Mary’s 1st Show Underwhelming

Ron Burgundy (RE: Mary Souza launches radio show at noon): It sounds like no one ever trained her on how to breathe in front of a microphone. The amount of nervous breath, dry-mouth, spit swallowing, gulping, gasping, and stammering was way more affecting than whatever she was talking about. There were a few points that it seemed like she might be actually drowning while still yammering on. She makes John Kerry sound as relaxed and smooth as Barry White. Someone get this lady a xanax.

Question: Have you ever been interviewed on the radio?

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