Advertise Here

Huckleberries Online

Ron: Mary’s 1st Show Underwhelming

Ron Burgundy (RE: Mary Souza launches radio show at noon): It sounds like no one ever trained her on how to breathe in front of a microphone. The amount of nervous breath, dry-mouth, spit swallowing, gulping, gasping, and stammering was way more affecting than whatever she was talking about. There were a few points that it seemed like she might be actually drowning while still yammering on. She makes John Kerry sound as relaxed and smooth as Barry White. Someone get this lady a xanax.

Question: Have you ever been interviewed on the radio?

Please keep it civil. Don't post comments that are obscene, defamatory, threatening, off-topic, an infringement of copyright or an invasion of privacy. Read our forum standards and community guidelines.

You must be logged in to post comments. Please log in here or click the comment box below for options.

comments powered by Disqus
« Back to Huckleberries Online

Get blog updates by email

About this blog

D.F. Oliveria is a columnist and blogger for The Spokesman-Review. Print Huckleberries is a past winner of the Herb Caen Memorial Column contest by the National Association of Newspaper Columnists. The Readership Institute of Northwestern University cited this blog as a good example of online community journalism.

Find DFO on Facebook

DFO on Twitter

Betsy Russell on Twitter

HBO newsmakers Twitter list

Latest comments »

Read all the posts from recent conversations on Huckleberries Online.

Take this week's news quiz ›
Search this blog
Subscribe to this blog
Advertise Here