On Wednesday, a guy pulled out of a parking space at Costco without looking behind him and almost nailed me. He finally noticed me after completeing his back up and yelled, "Sorry!"
Yesterday while on my afternoon walk I was almost smashed by a guy on a Segway delivering phone books. I am not even kidding. He cut in front of me so sharply, I could smell his lack of deoderant. Seriously, who delivers phone books on a Segway?
I wish I could sit safely at my desk all day, but I've got places to go and an author to interview. Hopefully, someone took the RUN ME OVER sign off my back.
Here's your Wild Card.