From Joker:

"The Spokesman Review is selling Cindy Hval for $19 (click here). I am wondering if there is a Huckleberries discount? Do we get an autographed copy? How much does DFO cost? Shawn Vestal? Buy a picture your favorite writer? It seems like a genius move. Are SR trading cards on the horizon? I will trade a rookie Doug Clark for MVP Betsy Russell. I am waiting for Cindy to go on sale."

DFO: I won't even ask what you think some of the other SR columnists and featured reporters are worth.