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Unicorn: Don’t Ever Take A Selfie with a Moose

An injured moose comes out of a hedged front yard and past a Washington Fish and Wildlife officer on W. York Ave. near Cannon St. after being shot with a tranquilizer dart Tuesday, June 28, 2016, in Spokane. (Jesse Tinsley / The Spokesman-Review)
An injured moose comes out of a hedged front yard and past a Washington Fish and Wildlife officer on W. York Ave. near Cannon St. after being shot with a tranquilizer dart Tuesday, June 28, 2016, in Spokane. (Jesse Tinsley / The Spokesman-Review)

Don't ever take a selfie with a moose
the very notion seems a bit obtuse
His antlers are humongous
His mood is worse than Congress's
And he might die from bumper abuse!

Prancing Unicorn YAY

D.F. Oliveria
D.F. (Dave) Oliveria joined The Spokesman-Review in 1984. He currently is a columnist and compiles the Huckleberries Online blog and writes about North Idaho in his Huckleberries column.

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