As someone who is 100% Portuguese Azorean, I don't get excited about St. Patrick's Day. I don't have a touch of green on me this AM. However, I like Irish people. I enjoy their music. I enjoy their dancing. I enjoy their fun-loving spirit. I enjoy their accents. Good folks. So if you're inclined to lift a mug of Guinness in the honor of the Irish today, I can't blame you. Here's your St. Patrick's Day Wild Card ...