I finally had a nice afternoon -- and the time -- to pick up the dog poop that had been hiding under the snow all winter. And it was an impressive amount at that (even though I had cheated last weekend by picking up around the wood pile). As I was cleaning up after Huckleberry, I thought to myself: Why isn't there a name for this annual duty performed by down owners. Poopocalypse mebbe? Or Spring Seltice Poop-O-Rama? Both possibilities. Can you come up with something better?