Huckleberries is becoming a fan of the Kellogg Police Department Facebook report. In a recent post, we learned that a cuss-tomer lost it when McDonalds included onions on his sandwich. In the same roundup post of recent calls, the Kellogg PD chronicler mentioned a naked addict running around town being chased by invisible people after injecting meth and drinking enough booze "to kill a buffalo." Huckleberries enjoys police reports with a touch of humor. Here's today's Wild Card ...