3 of the many stories from the latest Downtown Coeur d'Alene Bar Report?

• Intoxicated female with dress around waist and breasts exposed fighting with several other females and males. Multiple subjects walking and female has lost shoes and is bleeding from various injuries.
• Suspicious male broke window out of vehicle. Suspect was owner of vehicle but extremely intoxicated and had urinated on himself. He told officers he had lost his keys and used a chunk of concrete to break the window.
• Officers arrested a 48 year old female for DUI (BAC = .171) after a routine traffic stop (driving
  without tail lights). She told the officers she was moving the vehicle to avoid a parking ticket.
• Latest Downtown Coeur d'Alene Bar Report here.

Question: Which of the three individuals mentioned above would you consider most pathetic? Or is there someone else in the latest Downtown Coeur d'Alene Bar Report you'd consider more pathetic?

Wanna know why I stay away from downtown Coeur d'Alene after hours? Check out this battery report from 10:15 p.m. Sunday, Jan. 22: “Officers responded to the Eagles Club (209 E. Sherman) for a battery call involving two males and a female at a wedding party. According to the female victim (33 years), she was having a conversation with several people about religion, and the suspect male (31 years) did not like what she had to say. At one point, the female’s husband, a 33 year old male, stood behind her and said “hi” to the suspect who in return (for unknown reasons) punched him in the face three times causing him to fall to the ground and loose consciousness. When the suspect began walking away, the female followed him asking, “What in the hell did you do that for?” and when she was near the top of the stairs, the suspect male either grabbed or pushed her causing her to fall down 4-5 stairs causing lacerations on her legs, bruising, rug burns and a bump on the head.” A lot of battery & some serious injury in latest Bar Report here.