Best Celebrity Quotes of 2009

Carrie Prejean

“I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn’t get breast implants.”—Carrie Prejean

“I know lots of people that take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work every day, no problem. But we never hear that side of the story.” —Lily Allen

“Why do they call you beautiful?” —Victoria Beckham’s response to Naomi Campbell’s question: “Why do they call you Posh?”

“Another kid already?” —Sean Penn to ex-wife Madonna about her new boyfriend Jesus Luz

I don’t really see the point in washing your hair. If you don’t care if your hair’s clean or not then why would you wash it? It’s like, I don’t clean my apartment ’cause I don’t care. I have my apartment for sleeping in and I have my hair for just, you know, hanging out on my head. I don’t care if it’s clean or not.” —Twilight’s Robert Pattinson

“I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.” Kanye West .

“I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.” Kanye West .

“My temper is ridiculously bad. I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something, please leave,’ I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”—Megan Fox on her temper.

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