Randy Travis, far right exits the Grayson County jail with two unknown persons Wednesday in Sherman, Texas, after being arraigned on charges of driving while intoxicated and retaliation. Reportedly, Travis was showing too much of his Honky Tonk Moon, as he was buck naked when arrested. More here. (AP Photo/The Herald Democrat, Chris Jennings)

Question: Can you think of a stanza to a country song about a crooner who's buck naked when he's popped for possible DWI?

Parents in a northern Idaho school district are steaming mad over alleged hazing incidents that were sexual in nature - and we're never told about it. Some of the alleged actions include Prairie High School boys basketball players sitting naked on a school bus for the last three years as well as one player placing his genitals in another boy's face. “We are here tonight as very concerned parents, grandparents and tax payers,” said Michelle Sprute. “In the past few weeks, we have heard of some very disturbing things going on at Prairie High School. Things that are crimes and punishable by law”/Whitney Hise, KLEW. More here. H/T: Orbusmax.

Question: As a parent, wouldn't you be steamed, too?

Marsha Cunningham, Debby Sims, Barbara Weber, and Lavonne Northcutt, members of the Knotty Knitters, pose for The News Tribune behind a white fence draped with hand knit scarves in Tacoma. Marsha Cunningham’s grandchildren Josef and Mollee Cunningham, 7-year-old twins with autism, are the inspiration for the upcoming 2011 Knitting Naked for Autism Calendar, featuring eight Pierce County knitters and one from New York State, tastefully draped in knit goods. Most of the proceeds will go to getting the twins the treatments that have shown promise. Cunningham is also making the calendar available to other autism groups that want to use it as a fundraiser. (AP Photo/The News Tribune, Drew Perine)

Question: Is there a cause that would prompt you to post naked — tastefully — for a calendar to raise money?