Fans take photographs of Rafael Nadal, of Spain, as he changes his shirt following his 6-3, 6-3 victory over Feliciano Lopez, of Spain, at the Sony Ericsson Open tennis tournament in Key Biscayne, Fla., Monday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Lynne Sladky)
1. While British girls get all cheeky, Richard Simmons excitedly takes pictures and is heard to exclaim “Go Raphael, Nadal men are as hot as you, big boy” — JohnA.
2. Seconds later a crazed cougar with lust in her eyes launched over the perimeter, tackled Mr. Nadal and demanded he put on a fireman’s hat — Sisyphus.
3. In an ironic about face, the women in the crowd stared, while the guys took the pictures. Cindy was not apparently present for the occasion — Herb.