HUNTING — After much scouting and several disappointing close calls, my spring wild turkey hunting season ended this morning at 6:10 a.m.
A head shot.
No photos will be posted. I don't want to take the chance of offending anyone or inciting violence against hunters.
It was unarmed, but I'm proud of a job well done. I feel no need to high-five, cheer or pump my fists.
The celebration will be quiet and respectful, enhanced with a garlic lime sauce.
No DNA testing is required. It had a long beard.
If you need more proof, ask my wife, or show up for dinner to see for yourself. Bring a bottle of wine.