HUNTING -- An Internet oldie from the singles ads. 

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Call (509) 467-5235 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting....

Phone number is for the Spokane Humane Society in case you're interested in adopting a dog.