Butterfeet and Waterpoop

Still reading old journals. I came across a list of “Alexisms.” Funny mispronunciations my then four-year-old son uttered.

Instead of barefoot he said butterfeet. Who knows why?
He assured me that his new sandals were waterpoop. I’m hoping he meant waterproof.

Cigarettes were dubbed sniggerettes, and one blustery day he yelled, “We better go inside a tomato is coming!”

What funny things do/did your kids say?