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With the Barclays Premier League season about to start, I'm sure you're wondering how I think it will shake out in English football's top division this season. So here are my picks.
1. Chelsea. 2. Man U. 3. Man City. 4 Tottenham. 5. Arsenal. 6. Liverpool. 7. Sunderland. 8. Newcastle. 9. Aston Villa. 10. Everton. 11. West Brom. 12. Bolton. 13. Blackburn. 14. Stoke City. 15. Fulham. 16. Norwich City. 17. Wolves. 18. QPR. 19. Wigan Athletic. 20. Swansea City.
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