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Skinny dipping

“First and last time was many, many years ago,” wrote longtime Slice contributor Barbara Keene.

She thought the kids were asleep upstairs in their cabin. Though as this story has been told over and over through the years, that now seems in doubt.

“My husband and I decided to sneak down to the lake for a late dip.”

It was dark out. They undressed. They swam.

Then it was time to get out.

“When I was having a hard time seeing how to get out of the water, my ever-helpful husband turned on a big flashlight just as I finally was able to get myself up onto the dock.”

And there she was. All lit up, without a stitch on.

In the immortal words of Jerry Lewis, “Hey, lady!” 

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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

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