Welcome to what just might be the most stupefyingly shallow survey ever. But hey, you live here long enough and you start to form opinions about everything.
So here, counting down to No. 1, are my picks for the Top 5 makes of cars driven by this city's best-looking motorists. (Yes, I disqualified the makers of my household's four-wheeled vehicles.)
I'm not talking about particular models or production years. Just the overall brands.
As always, you should feel free to disagree. But I'll assume you never take your eyes off the road.
Let's do it.
5.) Chevrolet. Just seems like there is a high percentage of attractive men and women behind the wheel.
4.) Subaru. Lots of fetching-in-a-sensible-way drivers.
3.) Toyota. So I guess this means there are a lot of nice-looking people here.
2.) Dodge. Maybe I keep noticing the same people over and over. But notice them, I do.
1). Mini Cooper. OK, it could be that I'm mostly noticing the cars. And perhaps it has something to do with there not being all that many of these on the road. But I'm telling you, Spokane's Mini Cooper drivers seem to glow.