Seven key questions:

1. In your experience, what variety of Christmas tree is most likely to draw blood if you get anywhere near it with exposed skin?

2. Do the people who write product descriptions for some of the Coldwater Creek catalogs smoke something to get in the mood?

3. If someone planning to write a magazine story started showing up at your workplace pretending to be an employee, would anyone notice?

4. How will you react when a family member tells you it's time for you to stop driving?

5. What's the difference between a Washington fruitcake and an Idaho fruitcake?

6. Has a kid rehearsing for a Christmas pageant ever asked, "What's my motivation?"

7. Should a couple engage in reindeer games before the third date? 

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