The Slice

This date in Slice history (2001)

Four things you seldom hear said in high school hallways:

"Don't mess with him, man. He's in the marching band."

"I've decided to be shallow yet jaded."

"Remind me again. What exactly is the point of our female classmates nearing the zenith of their physical attractiveness right now?"

"My parents are remarkably wise."

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