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WEDNESDAY, JULY 27, 2011, 12:16 P.M.

We can tell they aren’t Whitworth pirates

Because...

1. The don't appear to be active in social-service volunteering. 2. Their lives seem to lack a positive direction. 3. Iffy personal grooming standards. 4. No one would call them "fresh-faced."

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