1. If you now go an entire summer without getting even one grass stain, maybe you need to rethink your approach to the season.

2. One reason there is sometimes tension between Spokane area natives and transplants is that natives occasionally want to declare that it is a bit humid. On the other hand, a high percentage of transplants loudly insist that it never gets humid here.

3. Some of those who grew up in families warped by alcohol abuse still wince at the sight of a neon sign that says "Lounge."

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