Here are a few things you can say right after placing your cold feet on someone in bed (immediately following that person's scream).

1. "Now that you're awake..."

2. "Sorry. I thought you'd want an update on my circulatory problems."

3. "Guess I should have warned you."

4. "What?"

5. "I think the problem is that you're too toasty."

6. "It wasn't me," or "The cat did it."

7. "You probably shouldn't leave bare, exposed spots like that."

8. "Calm down. In about five minutes, you'll be used to it."

9. "Do you think I'm still alive?"

10. "Want to feel my hands now?" 

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