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What's a psycho killer to do these days?

They used to be able to don a hockey goalie's mask before going on a rampage of murderous mayhem. But have you seen modern goalie's masks? They just aren't scary. They look like something designed by a Pee Wee player's safety-conscious mother.

So with about three weeks until Halloween, it's time for slashers and their imitators to find a new look.

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